The ‘80s have returned to save us all from ourselves – thanks to the mad scientists over at shitbagz.com. These noble alchemists have combined the simple, classic gameplay of Asteroids with the chaps-wearing, kick-jumping power of the mighty David Lee Roth – and the result is nothing short of breathtaking.
To the sound of clips from the Van Halen anthem “Runnin’ with the Devil” (and, in a surprise move, the original Vacation movie), Diamond Dave is your ship – make him shoot and you’ll hear his trademark wail – surrounded by giant, menacing Eddie Van Halen heads. Could there be anything scarier?
Actually, yes: the randomly attacking Sammy Hagar head, who appears out of nowhere shrieking “55!” at top volume, will haunt your dreams.
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