The Onion is on fire this week. Right on the heels of their hilarious video asking whether violent video games are adequately preparing our nation’s children for the coming apocalypse, now comes two new, Nintendo-centric stories every citizen should read.
The Onion Sports Network today reports on an upcoming Mike Tyson documentary that “interviews” his old Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out adversaries such as King Hippo and Super Macho Man!
Also buried deep within this week’s issue is a new article about an area man who “finally resumed the Super Mario Bros. adventure he started in 1991.”
1991? We first saved the princess back in ‘89, yo.
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