OK, so they’re not as snazzy as the stuff on our earlier list of Top 10 Video Game Fashion Statements, but then again, we gamers aren’t the most fashion-conscious bunch to begin with. (After all, just look at how we furnish our homes and the food we eat.)
Most of us are probably T-shirt kind of folk – which works out well, since there are tons of awesome video game shirts to choose from. Some are cool, some are dumb, and some are hilarious. Here are the 30 Funniest Video Game T-Shirts:
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30. Super Mario Bros.: Player Hater – Something about this photo caught our eyes…
29. Ghosts Busted – We always suspected that Pac-Man was really Ernie Hudson.
28. Oregon Trail: Dysentery – Celebrating the game that taught generations of schoolchildren about the horrible deaths of pioneers.
27. Beer Pong – Get it?
26. Super Mario Bros.: I Scored With The Princess – The Mario brothers were never known for being very discreet.
25. Pac-Man Says Recycle – Those ghosts have been recycling themselves for years.
24. Atari Pong: Keep It Real – Ladies and gentleman, the 1970s.
23. Pac-Fall - More like Pac-FAIL.
22. Galaga: You Complete Me – Most romantic game about ruthless alien invasion force ever.
21. Super Mario Bros.: I’d Hit That – We’ve spent many a late night hitting exactly that.
20. Mario Deals Mushrooms – He’s gonna make so much more money than when he was a plumber.
19. The Secret To Eternal Life – We had no idea we’d already known the secret all these years.
18. World Of Warcraft: Green Linen Shirt – That shirt is so upfront about itself. Very refreshing.
17. Oregon Trail: Wagon Down By The River – We miss Chris Farley.
16. The First Joystick - Not at all phallic, is it?
15. Pac-Trap – We love how genuinely puzzled Pac-Man is by this Wyle E. Coyote-level trap.
14. DaVinci’s Mario – We think this is what that new Tom Hanks movie is all about.
13. The Ultimate Combo – Kicker, jumper, fireball thrower, concert pianist. That’s exactly what we put on our eHarmony profile last night.
12. Mt. Gamemore – Who ever needed the Founding Fathers of America anyway?
11. The Original Frogger – Few people know this, but Kermit was also the original Master Chief. Didn’t work out.
10. Punch-Out Defensive Stance – “Please, Mr. Tyson, just let me keep my ears.”
9. Pac-Man: Usual Suspects – It’s not fair, but racial profiling of ghosts does happen.
8. Arcade Evolution – We’ve come a long way, baby.
7. Donkey Kong: How High – It’s a reasonable question. We’ll look into it and get back to you.
6. Space Invaders: Plan Of Attack – Can’t fault a consistent, solid plan.
5. Pac-Man: Carnal Instinct – The lone tear says it all.
4. Street Fighter: Choices – We always knew Street Fighter was one of the more philosophical games out there.
3. Ghostly Introspection – We love it when a ghost takes a long, hard look at himself.
2. Ms. Pac-Man: She Swallows – It’s funny because it’s true.
1. Wii Jiisus – Hii died for our siins.
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