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Breakthrough! Lyrics To Japanese WTF Mario Song Translated To English At Last!

Friday May 29, 2009 2:49 PM


We’ve posted it on its own, and then we posted it as one of the 20 Funniest Super Mario Videos. But each time, we sincerely and passionately asked WTF?

Because we were dying to know what this classic Japanese Mario song was really about.

But now, at long last, one brave Englishman over at gakuranman has stepped forward to answer our call and translate – and now we finally know just WTF is going on.


So make sure your subtitles are enabled (lower right corner), or else you’ll miss gems like, “That cold yet cute side of you is attractive,” and, “You mushroom guys, one of you is more than enough.”

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

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