The real world can be a cruel place, and sometimes that means the big Question Mark Box in the sky deals you a Poison Mushroom instead of a 1-Up Mushroom.
Or maybe an anthropomorphic Moon is going to crash into your world in three days, obliterating everything.
What we’re trying to say is everyone’s got issues, and we’re glad to see that IGN is finally covering one of America’s biggest medical catastrophes: First Person Shooter Disease.
We hope that between this and South Park’s coverage of World of Warcraft Addiction, maybe the world is one step closer to discovering the worst disease yet: Accidental Video Game Dick Joke Syndrome.
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