We’ve made no secret of our love for The Onion, and one of our favorite hard-boiled Onion correspondents is Larry Groznic, who has the byline on last week’s instant classic, “I’m Not Questing With You Until You Admit You Screwed Up The Zul’Aman Raid.”
It’s a scathing indictment of the author’s World of Warcraft guild-mate, Paul, and as Groznic points out, this is not his “usual ‘raid postmortem’ e-mail to the whole team.” No, this is specifically to Paul, and all bets are off.
Our favorite passage:
Taking a full week to get your characters to level 23 and then deciding you don’t like their attribute spread is trying our patience. You wouldn’t even qualify for the expansions if Glen hadn’t power-leveled your guys while you were at camp—a time-saving maneuver that I am beginning to regret ever having suggested.
Look out – all hell’s breaking out in Azeroth.
Read it – I’m Not Questing With You Until You Admit You Screwed Up The Zul’Aman Raid (The Onion)
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