Hey, remember when everybody hated Michael Jackson because he was almost definitely a child molester? And then remember how he died and it was like somebody flipped a huge switch to MJ-love?
Well, let us take you back to the pre-death days, when the only news you’d hear about Michael Jackson was his alleged relationship with Macauly Culkin. In poor taste? Maybe. But when has that ever stopped us before?
We like how Jackson’s attacks are purely Thriller-based, while Macauly relies on his Home Alone booby-trap skills to knock out ol’ pasty with a paint can.
We only wish the creepy old guy with the shovel made an appearance as the ref…
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