Throughout history, we’ve seen a lot of technological innovations – computers, cell phones, the internet and tiny cars that are too ugly to be “smart.” Hold onto your joysticks, kids. We’re about to blow your mind into tiny 8-bits that splatter all over your computer screen with awesome (and probably blood).
Enter: The Arkeg. That’s right, over at Uncrate they’re selling an arcade machine with a built-in keg! Let us repeat that for you: BUILT-IN KEG!
Getting drunk and gaming go together like Kirstie Alley and easy fat jokes. It’s an age-old, scientifically proven equation for two things that are just made for each other. Oh, and did we mention that the Arkeg comes packed with beer and games?
Included for your wasted joystick-ing pleasure, it’s got “Asteroids,” “Mortal Kombat II,” “1942” and even more! So next time you hear “FINISH HIM!” while playing “MKII,” just know that the all-knowing omnipotent voice is telling you to do two things: kill your opponent in the most grisly way possible and finish off your beer.
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