According to Siliconera.com, Nintendo is finally moving away from its cutesy image as a video game console for little kids. Well, they will be whether they like it or not, because their latest Wii device looks more like a Sybian than a child’s toy.
Where do we start? Look at the “player” in the diagram. Although it has the stature of a small child, it has wrinkles in its face and a declining widow’s peak that seems to indicate at the least that it is a child with the rapid-aging disease featured in the Robin Williams movie “Jack.” His left arm twists crumpled and claw-like at his side, as if long hours in front of the television have already atrophied his less useful limbs.
And now a more appropriately proportioned gentleman is shown squatting on his new Wii Love Saddle in various positions, the second of which is a bit more lurid. As his legs are splayed wide to display how comfortably his genitals rest on the inflatable cushion, we have to ask: WTF was Nintendo thinking? From the very start you named your console after a dude’s junk. Have you no sense of irony?
We’ve kept an eye on the web for a while, and this is certainly not the first time something “special” was inspired by the Wii’s motion sensor controls.
Image from Siliconara.
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