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World Of Warcraft Keeps Nerds Safely Tucked In Their Masturbation Caves

Thursday August 20, 2009 2:15 PM

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God bless the MMORPG. This poster is right: nothing sucks people into wasting their money away on a regular basis more than endless side-quests, the promise of expansion packs and hot avatars subbed in for real-life ugly chicks.

Seriously, if World of Warcraft didn’t exist, there might be a couple million more sexually-frustrated nerds looking for an outlet to plunge their longsword. So maybe it’s not all bad that this incredibly successful business model built on wiping our wallets clean turns us into mindless drones.

After all, without World of Warcraft and other MMORPGs, what else would we do with our time? Leave our room/masturbation cave? Nooooo thank you!

Image found at Go! Gaming Giant

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