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15 Funniest ‘Guitar Hero’ T-Shirts

Saturday August 22, 2009 10:10 AM

Whether you’re a hardcore gamer who performs hari-kiri after accidentally stumbling on an Internet guide, or a casual gamer who’s afraid of controllers with more than two buttons, we can all meet in the middle and agree that “Guitar Hero” is one of the most awesome video game franchises ever created.

Well, it’s time to take that fanaticism to the next level! No, we don’t mean prancing around Santa Monica naked to recreate the recent “Guitar Hero V” promo. We’re talking about showing off your button-mashing, plastic guitar-wielding pride with an awesome t-shirt!

We showed you the top 30 Funniest Video Game t-shirts before, and we’re ready to do it again with the Top 15 Funniest Guitar Hero T-Shirts – DO IT UP!

15. Beer Pong Hero
At least that’s what you think you are as you awkwardly hit on girls all night at a college party then black out.

15 - Beer Pong

14. Guitar Superhero

Superman + Guitar Hero = doubling your chances of never getting laid.

14 - superhero

13. Guitar Stewie
Sorry, Stewie – Rupert doesn’t count as a real opponent.

13 - stweie

12. Triangle Hero
The most difficult instrument in human history!

12 - triangle
11. Guitar Hiro
We love puns, therefore we love this shirt.

11 - Guitar Hiro

10. Real Guitars Are For Old People
Yeah, screw musicians! Who listens to real music anyway?

10

9. Cowbell Hero
Just when you thought the “More Cowbell” joke was dead, it’s back and shoved in another pop culture reference.

09 - cowbell

8. Air Guitar Homer
Hey, even if “The Simpsons” sucks now, we still like Homer better than Stewie.

08 - homer

7. Keytar Hero
Buy this shirt so you can look like a constipated, over-enthusiastic douchebag!

07 - keytar blk dude

6. Jimi Hendrix
Let’s just hope he doesn’t set that guitar on fire, because the plastic fumes will get you super-high. Wait, maybe that’s not such a bad thing? Wait up, Jimi!

06 - hendrix

5. Band Geek Hero
We normally don’t like supporting band geeks, but the sheer number of options is staggeringly awesome. Bagpipe Hero!? Hell to the yes.

05 Band Geek Heroes

4. Evolution of a Guitar
If only it came with a sound clip from the beginning of “2001: A Space Odyssey”…

04 - evolution

3. I Beat My BF at Guitar Hero
That’s right, gamer girls! Show off your nerd-pride and humiliate your boyfriend all at the same time.

03 - boyfriend

2. The Yellow One Hurts
Funny because it’s true.

02 - yellow one

1. Sitar Hero
Elephant God + awesome pun + legitimately cool design = our pick for funniest “Guitar Hero” shirt ever!

01 - Sitar Hero

This post was written by Justin Michael, who is now going to write a thank you letter to Google for inventing Google Image Search.

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