Yep, it’s that time again. Nintendo’s released yet another Wii Sports game that tricks gamers into using their muscles for more than getting up to grab a Coke in between boss battles.
Bleep Bloop takes a look at the new game, the overhyped motion plus controller and pretty much everything in between:
We get that tennis, baseball, and even archery are considered sports… but swordplay?! That seems a little too violently awesome to be tucked into the sports category! If anything, these swords look suspiciously like lightsabers… which is more than okay with us.
Nintendo: please make a “Wii Sports: Jedi Edition.” PLEASE! We’ll even come up with the games for you: lightsaber sparring, R2-Defense and everyone’s favorite, competitive Jabba the Hutt chain-strangling!
This post was written by Justin Michael, who doesn’t know how to mediate between sexy Slave Leia and the fact that she’s choking a big pile of living poo.
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