Hey buddy, we love “Tetris” as much as the next gamer, but that haircut has got to go. Seriously, whose brilliant idea was it to shave “Tetris” blocks into the side of your head and have a six-year-old watercolor them? We would like to punch that person on your behalf.
Maybe it wasn’t a friend’s idea, maybe you got super-wasted at a party, passed out on a couch after one too many rounds of “Rock Band” and woke up looking like this. If that’s the case, we’re sorry.
However you ended up with a sh*tstorm of bricks in your hair, one thing’s for sure: the last thing you should do is take a picture of it and post it on the Internet. We will find it. We will make fun of you. That’s our job. All the world will see this haircut, and you will forever known for your one (hopefully) haircut mistake. Are you okay with that? Maybe you are, and you’re totally cool with dating cosplayers who still live in their parents’ basement surrounded by Sonic plushies.
Image found via Offworld.
This post was written by Justin Michael, who could really go for some good tomato soup right about now.
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