We showed you what happened if your video game systems could talk, but what about your hand held games?
Go Gaming Giant’s take on things is pretty accurate: that Nintendo DSi is nothing more than a lecherous creep. Seriously, we were walking by its house yesterday and could have sworn we saw someone blowing into its speakers with the windows open.
But hey, that’s better than hanging out with the iPhone, right? Come on! That dude isn’t even a real platform!
Sure, you can buy some overpriced “games” to play around with, but after the novelty wears off, you realize that swinging a phone as it makes lightsaber noises can only be fun for so long. And as it turns out, that “so long” roughly equates to two days in realistic, oh-crap-that-impulse-buy-was-a-bad-idea time.
This post was written by Justin Michael, who just found out that David Attenborough has a plant named after him called the Nepenthes attenboroughii!
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