Recently we tried to give you guys a heads up that Birdo was no good. We just want you to think about it. Birdo is a dude who likes to dress like a lady, and he is a dinosaur. Okay, fine, we’re open minded. But he ALSO shoots eggs out of a face-mounted birth canal? Alright, now we’re starting to get a bit uneasy. Shouldn’t we be a little creeped out? At least enough to not pick the shemale lizard for things like go-kart riding, golf, tennis, life sized boardgames and all the other peculiar fetish games Mario has been getting his gang into lately. We aren’t opposed to your lifestyle, Birdo, but that’s a small golf cart we would have to share.
Well, we’ve found a delightfully accepting gamer who not only picks Birdo in those “Mario Sports” games, but has chronicled his love in a best-of reel that testifies his affections. Like Birdo, it is also creepy and a little bit adorable.
Birdo is probably the creepiest creature to ever play tennis. Well, in the homogenized world of video games at least. Real life is another story.
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