Nintendo is that baffling, indestructible juggernaut of a company we just can’t manage to fall out of love with. It hates all third party developers and openly taunts them. It refuses filthy material in its games (how could you?!?). Its console shells all look designed by Playskool, its controllers destined to be thrown either out of frustration or by design. Surely we’ve outgrown it, right? But every five years a new shiny toy comes out, and we plunk down cash. It’s always a little more pathetic when your drug of choice looks like it belongs on the floor of a daycare center next to a big wheel, isn’t it?
Fortunately, Cracked.com stared into the controller socket long enough to come up with the truth. Or at least a funny facsimile of it
For the original, uncensored image (as well as a flowchart of fail) read the original article here.
If you prefer your controllers that guarantees games end happily, check this out.
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